Parm 'Bad Attitude' Bhogal

Expertise : Driving (faster than he should do)

Bio : Parm is a highly-skilled corporate solicitor and the TV-Team's self confessed dark horse, he keeps himself to himself and his evil kids in a cupboard. When asked what he keeps under his turban the standard reply is "Bad Attitude". Parm enjoys referring to himself in the third person as "the Parminator", and despite the best efforts of his friends to 'fatten him up' he still has the sleak profile of a garden rake . Despite his reputed attitude, he is a nice guy at heart. A teetotaler, Parm never touches alcohol, preferring the taste of milk. He is most often upset by Ben and frequently addresses him with the phrase "You crazy, fool!" He suffers an intense fear of flying but the rest of the team thinks that this is an excuse for him to do more driving. This is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, causing him to remain unconscious so he can be dragged along on nights out without objection.

Hobbies : Gambling, texting female celebrities.

Quotes :

'The best dream ive ever had? I once had a dream that Sienna Miller sent me a text message, then I woke up, checked my phone and she hadnt..'

'Ive never killed a man...'

'My PIN number is....'

Facts :

Parm plays the double bass with his feet every tuesday in the Portland Arms and can suck a golf ball through a hose.