Peter "Face Man" Crawford

Expertise : Travel and Accomodation

Bio : Pete is known for being suave, smooth-talking, and hugely successful with women, "Pete" (so called for his love of the bog harvested fossil fuel) serves as the team's con man and scrounger, able to get his hands on just about anything they need. He is also a newly qualified corporate solicitor, a specialist in international banking and bolsa wood futures, he is effectively Parm's slave. Not much for hand-to-hand combat, he often hides in the corner and cowers when fighting becomes inevitable. Pete's favourite place in the whole world is Sheffield.

Quotes :

"That uselessly bl**dy trainee has sent me an entire share purchase agreement in the body of an email"

"Sorry guys, ***** is slaughtered again, I better take her home..."

Facts :

Pete once snogged Delia Smith behind the bike sheds at Norwich City when they were at school together.